Dear Steele,

Where is the fly mask I put on you this morning?

Sincerely,
your servant

 

Dear Servant,
What is a fly mask? Can you please describe it for me?

Sincerely
Steele



Dear Steele,

Don't play games with me. It's the thing I put on you this morning so that the flies wouldn't bother you!

Sincerely,

Your Servant,

Dear Servant,

Hmmm, it's not ringing any bells. Are you sure it was me?

Sincerely
Steele


Dear Steele,

Seriously? You know I paid good money for that right?

Sincerely

Your frustrated Servant



Dear Frustrated Servant,

I lead a very busy life you know with lots to do all day. I cannot be expected to keep track of your belongings as well.

Affectionately yours
Steele




Dear BRAT Steele,

don't you 'affectionately me!'. And busy? doing what? Rolling in the grass? eating the grass? Napping?
I want to know where you hid the fly mask!

Sincerely

your becoming-peeved-Servant


Dear Servant (I'm ignoring the 'peeved' part because I am the bigger horse!)

If you recall I did walk around with you in the field helping you look. I even stopped eating to do so! I am sure that you are wanting to speak to Irish.

Sincerely
Not-bratty-at-all-Steele


Dear Steele
OH COME ON! I know the difference between you and Irish.
For one thing he leaves his mask on!

Sincerely
your ...oh never mind!



Dear Servant
if you cannot remember your name why should I believe you recall the fly mask incident correctly? Despite what you think Irish is NOT perfect. He picks on me all the time

Sincerely
the-very-innocent-Steele (just look at my face)


Dear Steele and Servant

Please leave me out of this.

Sincerely
Mr. Perfect  Irish


Dear Steele

I am not losing my mind. I clearly remember putitng the mask on you this morning!



Dear Servant

Oh that thing? I think I remember now- I was minding my own business, eating grass when  it suddenly flew off. It must have been defective. I'm pretty sure that the red tailed hawk carried it away.

I don't need it. Besides it's not studly and it ruins my image.

Sincerely Studly Steele


Dear Steele,

Studly? you do know that you are not a stud, don't you? We took care of that last year. Besides Irish wears one, so how can it not be studly.

Sincerely

your poor servant


Dear Poor Servant

Irish does wear one- I rest my case on the studly comment.

Sincerely
Steele

Dear Servant

See what I put up with? I'm sure that this calls for a bigger ration of carrots.

Sincerely Irish


Oh, I could get behind that idea.

Steele


Dear- oh never mind. I give up.



Dear Servant\
We are pretty sure it's time for supper. Can you take your head out of your hands and take care of that?

Sincerely
Irish & Steele (studly Steele that is).


yes dears. I'll get right on that.

why would you want to cover up such a handsome face anyway?