Hey fans, Carmen here to urge you all to be more grateful to your noble steeds.
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Not only do we carry you with beauty and grace.
We also protect you from certain death.
Here it's deer hunting season. While I appreciate that my servant has us in the front paddock, does she recognise the danger of being up in the ring?
She does not.
But fortunately I do.
The other day I was on edge but decided to humour my servant. She had booked a lesson and she gets so disappointed if it doesn't happen.
We were warming up and I realised that there was something in the woods below.
Being a creature of finely honed instincts I knew we had to skedaddle out of there. But with grace and style.
Was she grateful?
She was not. She was amused. Did you hear her on the video? Asking me where we were going? Clearly the answer was to safety.
But we all know the truth- I saved two lives that day.