Carmen: Really? Was that necessary? Wasn't riding me IN THE RAIN enough?
Me: Cheer up at least it wasn't raining cats and dogs.....
Carmen: please don't
Me: because then you might have stepped in a poodle! *ba da bum*
Carmen: What's that chicken doing?
Me: oh that reminds me of a joke-
Carmen: seriously, I'm begging you
Me: no this one is funny!
Carmen: you always say that and it's never funny.
Me: What did the chicken say to the horse?
Carmen: honestly, I don't get enough credit for my forbearance
Carmen: sigh, are you done?
Me: get it? 'cluck', like I say to get you going?
Carmen: I get it. ha.ha.ha.ha. Are you done now?
Me: what else did the chicken say to the horse?
Carmen: fine, what?
|Carmen: see what I put up with?|