Dear Steele,Where is the fly mask I put on you this morning?
What is a fly mask? Can you please describe it for me?
Don't play games with me. It's the thing I put on you this morning so that the flies wouldn't bother you!
Hmmm, it's not ringing any bells. Are you sure it was me?
Seriously? You know I paid good money for that right?
Your frustrated Servant
Dear Frustrated Servant,
I lead a very busy life you know with lots to do all day. I cannot be expected to keep track of your belongings as well.
don't you 'affectionately me!'. And busy? doing what? Rolling in the grass? eating the grass? Napping?
I want to know where you hid the fly mask!
Dear Servant (I'm ignoring the 'peeved' part because I am the bigger horse!)
If you recall I did walk around with you in the field helping you look. I even stopped eating to do so! I am sure that you are wanting to speak to Irish.
OH COME ON! I know the difference between you and Irish.
For one thing he leaves his mask on!
your ...oh never mind!
if you cannot remember your name why should I believe you recall the fly mask incident correctly? Despite what you think Irish is NOT perfect. He picks on me all the time
the-very-innocent-Steele (just look at my face)
Dear Steele and Servant
Please leave me out of this.
I am not losing my mind. I clearly remember putitng the mask on you this morning!
Oh that thing? I think I remember now- I was minding my own business, eating grass when it suddenly flew off. It must have been defective. I'm pretty sure that the red tailed hawk carried it away.
I don't need it. Besides it's not studly and it ruins my image.
Sincerely Studly Steele
Studly? you do know that you are not a stud, don't you? We took care of that last year. Besides Irish wears one, so how can it not be studly.
your poor servant
Dear Poor Servant
Irish does wear one- I rest my case on the studly comment.
See what I put up with? I'm sure that this calls for a bigger ration of carrots.
Oh, I could get behind that idea.
Dear- oh never mind. I give up.
We are pretty sure it's time for supper. Can you take your head out of your hands and take care of that?
Irish & Steele (studly Steele that is).
yes dears. I'll get right on that.
|why would you want to cover up such a handsome face anyway?|